The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting. It is happiness because we see joy in people. It is forgetting self and finding time for others. It is discarding the meaningless and stressing the true values.
Thomas S. Monson
Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that will last forever. Jesus is God's perfect, indescribable gift. The amazing thing is that not only are we able to receive this gift, but we are able to share it with others on Christmas and every other day of the year.
Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don't, who will?
Jon Bon Jovi
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling.
Christmas is the day that holds all time together.
Marry Christmas to all of you :)
I usually like to throw on some flip flops and go to a really nice lunch in Venice, or Santa Monica, or stay in and cook dinner.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.
With big folks, either people think you look mean or it's more of a jolly Santa Claus, 'Oh, he's just a pudgy little teddy bear pillow.'
The Notorious B.I.G.
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.
H. L. Mencken
I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.
Well I teach in the History of Consciousness Department at the University of California, Santa Cruz. So that's my primary work. I lecture on various campuses and in various communities across the country and other parts of the world.
Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.
It is a fine seasoning for joy to think of those we love.
And know that I am with you always; yes, to the end of time.
Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection.
Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
Charles M. Schulz
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
Christmas is joy, religious joy, an inner joy of light and peace.
Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.
Mary Ellen Chase
The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!